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[sprinklethief]

dear higher entity

make this goddamn bitch appraiser get back to me so i can get this mortgage going.

either that or strike her dead with lighning.

thanks!
*kym*



i've been calling this cuntface every hour on the hour, faxed her... she needs to give me this fucking appraisal so i can process this poor old guys mortgage/consolidation before he fucking goes broke. the old guy is so nice, i would kill if someone fucked him over (gloria stoker, appraiser bitch).

plus i'm looking at a $15000 paycheck if this closes before the 30th....


FUCK!!!

Comments

[greyyguy.livejournal.com]

$15k??? Holy crap! Good luck with cuntface!

[transmission00.livejournal.com]

it could be that the bitch is waiting for some contractor (maybe from my work!!) to give her access to the property. however, she should be communicating that to you. you should look into these things, and if they are working with safeguard, i will yell at the contractors for you. :)

[paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com]

yeah, the mortgage business is quite lucrative if you work at it.

[paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com]

she was home sick with the intestinal flu :P she said she'd fax it over to me tho. eventually.

[matafleur.livejournal.com]

*picks up jaw from floor*


thats.... $5000 more than I made last year....

ima go flush my head in the toilet now....

[paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com]

::you hear a voice in the distance:: moooove to laaaakewooooood, come wooooork with meeeeee in corporate bliiiiiiiiiss

heheheh.

i can see if my roomate would give up his computer room until you get up and running...

-or-

wyl and i are moving out as soon as i get this paycheck... i could pay a month on the purple palace and you can take it. if you work with me i guaruntee that you will make enough to get an apartment.

or maybe you'll end up liking it here?

it's just too small for all of me and wyl's stuff + cats

[son-of-lazlo.livejournal.com]

Or...Hawksdor's back, ang moving fast. "Operation Scorched Earth was a huge success, and I'm looking for a sidertrack - maybe a warehouse painting studio in Cleveland for awhile... or a rustic, washd-out barn in Barberto....

... ora crime-spree.... I'm at a crossroads and I like iit.

[paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com]

or all of the above?

good to have you back captain!

GET UP AND KILL!!!

food!!!!!

[vincentx.livejournal.com]

if you make 15,000 all i ask is that you buy me dinner :P a steak dinner that is muhahahaha.

[son-of-lazlo.livejournal.com]

you need like 5-10 of those in the pipe-line at all times to make this a success. Forget about the old bitch; the appraisal's probably gonna come back too low anyway (but I hope not). Start workin' on the next one..../

Re: food!!!!!

[paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com]

or a cow on a plate

[paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com]

i know, i know... i'm trying to think of ways to generate leads, i'll have more to work with once i have some money to throw around.

after that imma fuck shit up!