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[sprinklethief]

dear higher entity

make this goddamn bitch appraiser get back to me so i can get this mortgage going.

either that or strike her dead with lighning.

thanks!
*kym*



i've been calling this cuntface every hour on the hour, faxed her... she needs to give me this fucking appraisal so i can process this poor old guys mortgage/consolidation before he fucking goes broke. the old guy is so nice, i would kill if someone fucked him over (gloria stoker, appraiser bitch).

plus i'm looking at a $15000 paycheck if this closes before the 30th....


FUCK!!!

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[son-of-lazlo.livejournal.com]

you need like 5-10 of those in the pipe-line at all times to make this a success. Forget about the old bitch; the appraisal's probably gonna come back too low anyway (but I hope not). Start workin' on the next one..../

[paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com]

i know, i know... i'm trying to think of ways to generate leads, i'll have more to work with once i have some money to throw around.

after that imma fuck shit up!