idiots rule

[sprinklethief]

so, i'm helping out my uncle by working on his resume. i figure, hey, i seem to have developed some super-mad-phat resume writing skills, and with no school to worry about and mad insomnia i might as well help a buddy out. no big deal for me and it means a lot to him.

so he gave me a version of it done by a friend of his (and let me tell you, i wrote better shit in second grade) so i could write on it to make my corrections. me being as smooth as i am, i dropped my pen in mid edit. when i bent down to get it my totally awesome cat-like reflexes kicked in and i... cracked myself in the eye with the arm of my office chair...



please excuse the face rash. it just started coming back...




oh but wait, it gets better...

just now i was typing to miss kitty and i turned to put orion down after petting him. i turned back around to pull out my keyboard and work on my uncle's resume some and bashed my knee into the keyboard:





i lose at life today.

Comments

[indy-skies.livejournal.com]

ouch girl! who knew resume writing could be so dangerous. hope you heal up quickly.

[paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com]

i'm gonna teach a class when i'm a grad student: resume writing: a single player full contact sport (anyone who gets that king missile reference gets a cookie)

[couchemal.livejournal.com]

MAN. You win, actually!

Is it possible your face rash is fungal? I can't remember if you said if you knew the cause, but you do live in fungus land since your fun with roof leakage. Anyway, if you don't know what's doing it, you might try treating it like that.

You can ask a doctor or do what I do: (probably not recommended by doctors and it says not to get it in your eyes or your mouth on the label) get some of that Lamisil athlete's foot stuff that comes in a spray pump, spray some in your hand and then rub it on your face every day for about a week, and you will probably see a difference if that's what it is. Krypt had fungus face from using the same razor too often and it cleared it right up. It also killed (TMI) a nasty case of recurring heat rash on myself.

[paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com]

it's weird, it'll just come and go. it'll be really sore and itchy for like a week then poof, nothin. for some reason the docs keep just mentioning it in their notes as like a side thing, nothing particularly troubling. easy for them, their face isn't randomly on fire.