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so, i'm helping out my uncle by working on his resume. i figure, hey, i seem to have developed some super-mad-phat resume writing skills, and with no school to worry about and mad insomnia i might as well help a buddy out. no big deal for me and it means a lot to him.
so he gave me a version of it done by a friend of his (and let me tell you, i wrote better shit in second grade) so i could write on it to make my corrections. me being as smooth as i am, i dropped my pen in mid edit. when i bent down to get it my totally awesome cat-like reflexes kicked in and i... cracked myself in the eye with the arm of my office chair...
please excuse the face rash. it just started coming back...
oh but wait, it gets better...
just now i was typing to miss kitty and i turned to put orion down after petting him. i turned back around to pull out my keyboard and work on my uncle's resume some and bashed my knee into the keyboard:
i lose at life today.
so he gave me a version of it done by a friend of his (and let me tell you, i wrote better shit in second grade) so i could write on it to make my corrections. me being as smooth as i am, i dropped my pen in mid edit. when i bent down to get it my totally awesome cat-like reflexes kicked in and i... cracked myself in the eye with the arm of my office chair...
please excuse the face rash. it just started coming back...
oh but wait, it gets better...
just now i was typing to miss kitty and i turned to put orion down after petting him. i turned back around to pull out my keyboard and work on my uncle's resume some and bashed my knee into the keyboard:
i lose at life today.