all i need is a soccer ball...

[sprinklethief]

so today when i got home i was excited about dress-down day at work tomorrow...

then, pulling into our driveway, the neighborhood kids bent our fence into the driveway. ::shaking fist:: "DAYUM KIDS!!"

then... i realize i drive a minivan... well technically a MICRO-van... but still...

as we're walking up the stairs i'm talking about investing in IRA's and retirement funds with our newfound wealth to insure a future...

and finally, while putting away my yogurt (for work) i find a coupon for $1.00 la creme' yogurt and get excited...

omg i've grown up...

::makes fart noise::

::farts::

heheehehhehehee

Comments

Re: fer some reason

[off.livejournal.com]

i like coupons because they usually have perforations and/or dotted lines that say "hey you, yeah, you... you may not need what i'm giving you a discount for, but i'm sure you'll find a reason to use me, so um, yeah... clip me, tear me off, put me on your fridge, whatever! i'm VALUABLE."

i kind of wish people were more like coupons, in retrospect.

Re: fer some reason

[paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com]

yeah, at least you'd know what you were in for, heh