curious i guess...

[sprinklethief]

Ten things I've done that you might not have:

1. drank the 300+ lb. tour manager of hocico under the table and walked out of the venue carrying a creep on 9 inch platform boots.
2. had mild shock treatment, and the anesthesia wore off halfway through.
3. i'm female and my first kiss/first sexual experience was with another girl.
4. made $5000 in one night without gambling or sex
5. danced at scores in NYC.
6. licked Drew Carry's nipple rings
7. peed on the carpet at the ritz downtown penthouse with marilyn manson and tim skold
8. had a complete police escorted "emergency removal/expulsion" from high school having done nothing.
9. played baseball with a cow eyeball after dissecting the head in my advanced science class
10. learned i could dislocate my shoulders at the blades and can escape from a strait jacket all in one night.

lemmie know if you've done one and i'll strike them out ala off

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[matafleur.livejournal.com]

didn't place baseball with the cow eyeball... but we did stomp it about until it exploded showering people nearby with glorious purple liquid.

stupid kids, stupid class....