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[sprinklethief]

another year, another car wreck. watch in amazement as i magically pull $1000 out of my ass. i've been bulking up on the fiber for an unrelated matter in an effort to pull at least some loose change out of my ass, but i need to bear down now and start working on those benjamin's.

also, i woke up not only sick today, but with a *new* spinal pain, this time between my shoulders. it really never ends, does it? i'm so close to swallowing the barrel of a goddamn shotgun. why can't my life ever not suck?