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[sprinklethief]

vince's dog has absolutely NO concept of right or wrong. last night i walked away from my dinner for a sec. when i returned the dog had finished it all, as well as the garbage tied up in a bag on the floor. i hadn't even touched my dinner :( no food for me.

now, this dog is like 87896568567865 years old, and i live in the attic. he comes up all those stairs to go after whatever it is he finds in this room. for the past few days 2-3 times a night i have to wake out of a dead sleep to kick him out. i would close the door but then all of my cats will be locked in/out. it's just really frustrating. i'm going to buy a baby gate today so i can go back to almost breaking my neck trying to go up and down my stairs instead of having everything in my room eaten and awaken out of a dead sleep when i finally do fall asleep after a few days of being manic.

freaking dog.

Comments

Splattsy McDogbrains (a treat by your feet)

[skwyrm.livejournal.com]

Be like SkwYrDoK and crush those that steal your food. smash the skulls until the eyeballs pop out frontways. this solves any future problems of food devourization, AND it serves as a temporary replacement for the recent food loss (as you can eat the eyeballs as well as anything else you find inside the head!)...

trust me, this idea is not only a good one, but it's endorced by SkwYrDoK, as well as Fancy Froglin...

Re: Splattsy McDogbrains (a treat by your feet)

[paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com]

we should eat all his food when he's not looking...

or not....