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the first thing i do when i wake up is pee.
i, however, have a series of uteral and ovarian ultrasounds in less than an hour and a half.
i made sure to drink plenty of liquid before bed.
goddamnit. heh.
oh yeah, i forgot to add that i get to drive all the way to kent for these. in a brand new car. with brand new shocks. on ohio roads. after a few blizzards. my brand new car is about the size of some of the pot-holes on i480, which is the highway i take to get to kent. ooooooh boy this is going to be a freaking blast.
luckily, the room that the ultrasound is in is adjacent to the bathroom. sweet, wonderful, steril hospital bathroom. i'm *so* going to take a 4 and a half hour long pee.
oooh, the kitten of evil (a.k.a. na'ja) just decided she wants to be all nice for once (this kitten is named after satan for a reason) and jumped up on my lap for cuddles, taking extra-special care to hit my bladder. evil little twat (i do love her tho).
i, however, have a series of uteral and ovarian ultrasounds in less than an hour and a half.
i made sure to drink plenty of liquid before bed.
goddamnit. heh.
oh yeah, i forgot to add that i get to drive all the way to kent for these. in a brand new car. with brand new shocks. on ohio roads. after a few blizzards. my brand new car is about the size of some of the pot-holes on i480, which is the highway i take to get to kent. ooooooh boy this is going to be a freaking blast.
luckily, the room that the ultrasound is in is adjacent to the bathroom. sweet, wonderful, steril hospital bathroom. i'm *so* going to take a 4 and a half hour long pee.
oooh, the kitten of evil (a.k.a. na'ja) just decided she wants to be all nice for once (this kitten is named after satan for a reason) and jumped up on my lap for cuddles, taking extra-special care to hit my bladder. evil little twat (i do love her tho).
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How come all the women doctors are so rough with the girly parts?
I had a guy doctor and he was so gentle...