wet dreams

[sprinklethief]

the first thing i do when i wake up is pee.

i, however, have a series of uteral and ovarian ultrasounds in less than an hour and a half.

i made sure to drink plenty of liquid before bed.

goddamnit. heh.

oh yeah, i forgot to add that i get to drive all the way to kent for these. in a brand new car. with brand new shocks. on ohio roads. after a few blizzards. my brand new car is about the size of some of the pot-holes on i480, which is the highway i take to get to kent. ooooooh boy this is going to be a freaking blast.

luckily, the room that the ultrasound is in is adjacent to the bathroom. sweet, wonderful, steril hospital bathroom. i'm *so* going to take a 4 and a half hour long pee.

oooh, the kitten of evil (a.k.a. na'ja) just decided she wants to be all nice for once (this kitten is named after satan for a reason) and jumped up on my lap for cuddles, taking extra-special care to hit my bladder. evil little twat (i do love her tho).

Comments

[limbik.livejournal.com]

You gots a new car? Awesome.. Oh, and if they are doing it intravaginally, you don't need to hold in the pee. Atleast , that's what they told me.

[paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com]

i got an innie AND an outie so i had to not pee, then glorious glorious pee time, then the magic wand (of doom)