the grad student i am an RA for is the best:

[sprinklethief]

i got really sick but ran a participant anyways in our testing. she was asking how everything went and i let her know all was fine:

"That's good. Are you feeling better?
I brought some Tim Horton's coffee back from Toronto for you & Patrick --
legend has it that each can has a little sprinkle of crack inside ;)
Seriously, it's super addictive... "

she feeds us crack in response to being good little henchmen, lol.