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[sprinklethief]

i administered my first fert bath today (fert being joy-ese for ferret). he skipped around the house joyfully making the "ehahahehehhahhah" fert sound then hid inside a cat toy after dragging himself across the ground for a good ten minutes...

i think the world is a better place since ferrets exist.

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[joybeans.livejournal.com]

I like to call them fertz because it sounds like fart and I'm uber mature. :p I've taken to calling them "fart weasles" aswell. Have you had the pleasure of hearing him fart yet? omg it's so funny. No, I'm not stoned, why do you ask? LOL