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Fill this out in comments, if you feel so inclined.
1. Ever punch someone in the face?
2. How old are you?
3. Are you single or taken?
4. Do you eat with your hands or utensils?
5. Do you dream at night?
6. Ever seen a corpse?
7. Have you ever wished someone dead?
8. Do you like Bush, the president?
HERE COMES THE FUN ...
9. What's your philosophy on life? And on death?
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know about it, what would it be?
11. Do you trust the police? (the cops, not the band)
12. Do you like country music?
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
14. If you could change anything about yourself, would you?
15. Would you date me?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Have you ever peed in a pool? While you were still in it?
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. What is your favorite thing about me?
21. Do you think I'm attractive?
22. What's your favorite color?
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you.
25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
1. Ever punch someone in the face?
2. How old are you?
3. Are you single or taken?
4. Do you eat with your hands or utensils?
5. Do you dream at night?
6. Ever seen a corpse?
7. Have you ever wished someone dead?
8. Do you like Bush, the president?
HERE COMES THE FUN ...
9. What's your philosophy on life? And on death?
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know about it, what would it be?
11. Do you trust the police? (the cops, not the band)
12. Do you like country music?
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
14. If you could change anything about yourself, would you?
15. Would you date me?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Have you ever peed in a pool? While you were still in it?
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. What is your favorite thing about me?
21. Do you think I'm attractive?
22. What's your favorite color?
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you.
25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
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2. How old are you? 32
3. Are you single or taken? Taken by a single female.
4. Do you eat with your hands or utensils? Depends...is it dead or alive?
5. Do you dream at night? Of course, silly...everyone does. It's the daydreams I like best.
6. Ever seen a corpse? In a casket. If it walks, AIM FOR THE HEAD!
7. Have you ever wished someone dead? Yes, yes, and yup!
8. Do you like Bush, the president? See # 7.
HERE COMES THE FUN ...
9. What's your philosophy on life? And on death?
1. Always keep em guessing/If I don't figure it out, it'll get figured out for me.
2. It is envitable and sucks for most people.
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know about it, what would it be?
Hypothetically speaking, of course...
If we were single? Things that are illegal in Germany.
Now? Either listen to Polka music and make up hip hop lyrics to it or reenact the Buffullo Bill scene in Silence of the Lambs.
11. Do you trust the police? (the cops, not the band)
FUCK DA PO LICE!!! Naw, sike. Depends. Not all authority figures are out to get you or dicks.
12. Do you like country music?
Not particularly. There are some really good songs I've run across.
And the women are hot.
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
Yo, the best ever was when we made zombie cookies together and got into a cookie dough fight...good times.
Still waiting...
14. If you could change anything about yourself, would you?
I'd love to say the " Too cool for the room " answer no ( Ok I guess if you're comfortable in your own skin, than rock on ).
Yes. Physically my chicken chest/hair. Mentally? The negative effects of BP.
15. Would you date me?
Two people with BP? Wow...it'd be interesting but I don't know. Maybe. Probably better as friends.
Nah, fuck that...yeah, if I were single,I think I would. You're interesting and real.
16. What do you wear to sleep?
Usually t-shirt and sweat/pajama pants.
Mostly, just boxer briefs/au natural. specially if my love is over ; )
17. Have you ever peed in a pool? While you were still in it?
When I was 5. I try to keep the P out of pool!
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
Most def!
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
Hmmm...first we'd wake up MAD early ( so get plenty of sleep ) . I'd meet you at a waffle house . After we gorged ourselves with waffley goodness, we'd hold up a liquor store and asked them if they carried an imported beer that we'd know they didn't carry.
We'd ditch the suits and I would blind fold you. I'd take you to a VFW Hall where I'd throw you a surprise " Last Day on Earth " party. I'd get a midget mexican mariachi band. The rest of the day/night would be up to ye but I would like to make zombie cookies at some point, especially ones of G.W. and Regis Philbin.
20. What is your favorite thing about me?
You are real,honest, and have moxy, kid!
21. Do you think I'm attractive?
From the pix you've sported on here, yes, ma'am ( Especially the last one...WOW ).
22. What's your favorite color?
Black but I need new colors in my 'drobe.
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
MLK.
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you.
I have the smallest finger nails in the world. I swear, I notice people's hands and I've never met a person with small finger nails. not even close.
Maybe I should contact Guiness...
25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
See, they ALWAYS post this question and usually no one does. SO YOU BEST DO IT UP, K!!!