sprinklethief: (dr eyepatch)
([personal profile] sprinklethief Dec. 22nd, 2006 11:50 am)
my super tard cat won't stop eating my curtains. it's not even real curtains so much as a gausy piece of fabric draped over my window. i don't understand what the hell her deal is. fake flowers, ribbon, string, oh and crape paper too... i was working on a project for writing class that included me binding a 27 page paper with ribbon. i walked away for a SECOND and i came back so her having eaten most of the ribbon. i had to pull it out of her so she wouldn't choke and die. idiot cat should know that eating a foot and a half of ribbon could endanger her life!! i know that eating poison is bad...

ugh i wish yappa was here to kick everyone's ass in check.
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