::fumes::

they're making us sounds like a ghetto mafia. wtf?

From: [identity profile] highlordkraan.livejournal.com

(Read with much sarcasm, because I am feeling snarky :-p)


I suppose you just cannot help being part of your ghetto mafia, just as I am helpless to stop myself from being a raving alcoholic; as a redhead, I am clearly Irish, and therefore a drunk, because I am obviously predisposed to such based on popular assumption. :-p

Which is why, apparently, police will show up to your family gatherings to stop you doing what you are bound by your blood to do. For those who receive such harassment, I hope they do the polite thing and offer our brave law enforcement officials their own special platter of pork and donuts the next time they drop in on a wedding uninvited--after all, as cops, they really cannot help their tastes.

That last quote by the "heroic" cop sums everything up in a scary little package...


From: [identity profile] paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com

Re: (Read with much sarcasm, because I am feeling snarky :-p)


it makes me glad that we're not very cultural (my family). dad moved here to AVOID persecution so he kinda removed the target by not celebrating our heritage, which is sad in a sense because its so rich.

that and it would be fun to offer some fried bread to mr easter bunny nabber like you said ::chuckle::.

you drunk. ;)
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