yoinked from... everyone

[sprinklethief]

~Something purple within 5 feet of you: basket with a bat holding my nail polishes

~Now something green: oscar the grouch bra (hahahahahahahahaha!!!! guess who picked THAT out?)

~Your nails were last painted: black (ooooh, bet you're shocked)

~The weirdest thing you've ever heated in the microwave: i don't think i've put anything that doesn't go in the microwave in there

~How much Japanese do you know? i can say "i hate you fuck off"

~Do you look good in yellow? i don't think i'v ever worn yellow... seriously...

~Do you sing? sure?

~Ever danced in front of a crowd? indeed. sober? rarely.

~Do you ever spit? a spitter is a quitter. no, this question makes me think of raymond watts...

~Is your hair long enough to chew on? why would i try... ::slowly turns mouth toward pony tail::

~Least favourite colour? pastels. yick.

~Ever had Dippin' Dots? do what now?

~Ever played an instrument? piano, clarinet, guitar, bass

~Ever had a H2O massage? do what now?

~Do you believe in bigfoot? "fry... it's me... BIGFACE!"

~Ever been to a palm reader? yup. freaky stories.

~Last Pez dispenser you purchased? hmmm, dunno. i think i got a skull one for wyl like 5-6 years ago...

~What song is playing right now? morbid angel - dominate

~Did you have a good weekend? actually yeah, it was nice and mellow and drama free. i did absolutely nothing but chill.

~What are you thinking about right now? all the shit i have to do this week and my paper i have to write for a book that hasn't come in the mail yet.

~Have you ever had a black eye? yup. and pink eye!!!

~How is today going for you? today sucked ass. i did develop some film of some dumb ass college chick passed out in her own vomit though, i got a pretty nice kick out of that.

~Any plans for tonight? i think it's officially this morning now. tonight? cleaning and homework/studying.

~Ever taken a picture of someone who was naked? NAKEY!!!!! i love nakey. woooo nakey.

~Do you find Smurfette sexy? uhhh... that's so wrong.

~Current disappointment: those fucks at center street and their 6g's they think they're going to take out of my wages.

~Do you have an air freshener in your car? yeah, i should probably take those out cuz they're spent.

~Do you have plants in your room? i need some plants, some low light low water plants to liven this place up. it's kinda drab, i just hung the very first thing on the wall an hour ago, an indian tapestry my stepdad and mum picked out.

~If you could drink anything right this second what would it be? black cherry vanilla coke, and it wouldn't taste like ass. stupid meds.

~Last piece of mail opened? a book for school.

~Does anything hurt on your body right now? my neck and feet :P

~What city was your last taxi cab ride in? NYC



wow, that was fulfilling.

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[greyyguy.livejournal.com]

~Do you find Smurfette sexy? uhhh... that's so wrong.

Oh- come on. You know you would smurf Smurfette in a smurfbeat the second she walked in the smurfin' door.

[paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com]

oh smurf on you smurfin' smurf.