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[sprinklethief]

1. Name someone with the same birthday as you: benny hill

2. Where was your first kiss? couldn’t tell ya

3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property? not purposly

4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? yes, normally out of anger, once out of pure insanity

5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people? not anymore

6. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex? their nature

7. What really turns you on? respect, consistant affection / attention. i like to be the center of their world.

8. What do you order at Starbucks? caffine = baaad, i'm learning

9. What is your biggest mistake? i'm not sure yet... taking this job is certainly up there.

10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? this is where i'm supposed to make the "only to see if i still felt anything at all response" right? feh. i suppose in some subliminal sense perhaps.

11. Say something totally random about yourself: i'm a fighter, i'm trying to rekindle that. anyone got a dufflebag tag (psychonauts reference, i think maybe 2 people will get that...)

12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? not anymore thank god.

13. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows? nope.... ::hides babe: pig in the city::

14. Did you have braces? no

15. Are you comfortable with your height? i make a great arm rest

16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you? sent me to a mental hospital. no, seriously that saved my fucking life.

17. When do you know it's love? when you can pee in the same bathroom as the other one dying their hair.

18. Do you speak any other languages? yes.

19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon? no

20. What magazines do you read? game informer, xbox mag

21. Have you ever ridden in a limo? yes

22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away? yes, and they say you get used to it with age but that's not true.

23. Do you watch MTV? only when wyl's little sister is over.

24. What's something that really annoys you? joe ratcliff. seriously, if you guys ever met him you'd all want to punch him in his squished up pug face.

25. What's something you really like? tolerance.

26. Do you like Michael Jackson? don't really have much of an opinion either way.

27. Can you dance? haven't tried recently

28. What's the latest you have ever stayed up? back in the binge days? god, lost count

29. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? yes. i always get carsick in those fuckers

30. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out? especially at work. makes me look busy and contemplative.

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