why does god hate me?

[sprinklethief]

so about 5 days ago i ever so intelligently dropped my curling iron on my face, obtaining a pretty nasty burn. okay, whatev, i've been keeping it clean, bandaged when i leave the house (people already stare at me enough because of the cane), bandaged when i sleep (so i don't grow to the pillow), applying antibiotic, so on and so on.

i woke up today with my eye almost totally swollen shut (the burn is on my upper cheekbone). i can already tell this vacation is going to blow.

off to the doctor to find out they have to amputate my head. one should be so lucky.