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[sprinklethief]

so i remembered we have an aloe plant. upon this realization i broke off a piece and squeezed the juice out, then smeared it all over my OMG I WANT TO DIE MY SKIN IS ON FIRE AND OOZING face. seriously dude, this shit works better than the NSAID that i'm supposed to take. this is the first time in weeks my face hasn't burned. if i move it, well that's a different story, but i don't just sit there feeling like my head's on fire anymore, heh.

MRSA can suck it. really.