wet dreams

[sprinklethief]

the first thing i do when i wake up is pee.

i, however, have a series of uteral and ovarian ultrasounds in less than an hour and a half.

i made sure to drink plenty of liquid before bed.

goddamnit. heh.

oh yeah, i forgot to add that i get to drive all the way to kent for these. in a brand new car. with brand new shocks. on ohio roads. after a few blizzards. my brand new car is about the size of some of the pot-holes on i480, which is the highway i take to get to kent. ooooooh boy this is going to be a freaking blast.

luckily, the room that the ultrasound is in is adjacent to the bathroom. sweet, wonderful, steril hospital bathroom. i'm *so* going to take a 4 and a half hour long pee.

oooh, the kitten of evil (a.k.a. na'ja) just decided she wants to be all nice for once (this kitten is named after satan for a reason) and jumped up on my lap for cuddles, taking extra-special care to hit my bladder. evil little twat (i do love her tho).

Comments

[limbik.livejournal.com]

You gots a new car? Awesome.. Oh, and if they are doing it intravaginally, you don't need to hold in the pee. Atleast , that's what they told me.

[paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com]

i got an innie AND an outie so i had to not pee, then glorious glorious pee time, then the magic wand (of doom)

[matafleur.livejournal.com]

Are you going to the Women's health place that is near Bob Evans off of 43?
If so, mebbe you get the nice asian guy who is very gentle.
Hope all your lady bits are okay, and things go smoothly.

[paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com]

i go to the stupid robinson clinic right next to it and i swear that woman did my trans vaginal ultrasound with a crowbar.

[matafleur.livejournal.com]

Aieeee!
How come all the women doctors are so rough with the girly parts?
I had a guy doctor and he was so gentle...

[stylish-deviant.livejournal.com]

where'd you get a brand new car? and what kind is it?!

[paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com]

it was a birfday gift...

a mothafuckin' 2005 scion xb baybeeee

[stylish-deviant.livejournal.com]

i think i saw you toolin' around my neck o' the woods in it...dropping teh wyl off at work no doubt...
when do i getta ride?

[transmission00.livejournal.com]

well i hope you did not pee your pants before you got there

[paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com]

dude, there were times i swore i was gonna.