matter of the upmost seriousness via issa

Once upon a time there was a girl who wanted to marry Johnny Depp
So she emailed him asking "Will you marry me?"
He replied and said "Yes. Meet me at the CVS down the street."

So she DID.

There was a man in the shadows. "Hello?" she said
"Hello" said the man in the shadows
IT WAS JOHNNY DEPP

"lets get all kinds of married now!" said the girl
"OK" said Johnny

AND JOHNNY DEPP KILLED HER WITH HIS WONKA CANE.

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IF YOU DO NOT REPOST THIS WITHIN 5 MINUTES ON EVERY ONLINE BLOG YOU OWN, JOHNNY DEPP WILL COME AND KILL YOU.

I'M NOT SURE IF YOU WANT TO BE SAVED OR NOT. MEETING JOHNNY DEPP WOULD BE KIND OF COOL.

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i wasn't a huge fan of dark side of the spoon when it came out. i liked it, but i was still a "the mind is a terrible thing to taste" kind of girl.

i've recently been on a ministry kick (as happens about 4-5 times a year being that they've always been one of my favorite bands and al fucking rules) and listened to dark side of the spoon for the first time in years (i usually go for the mind and rio grande blood tho houses of the mole' has been in my car cd player for a while now...) and wow, what an underrated album. and that creepy ass saxophone/kazoo sound is so much cooler than i remember... maybe my taste just grew up a bit.