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woke up. puked bile.

drove to work. hung out car door in parking lot, puked bile.

walked into work. clocked in, hung up coat, ran to bathroom (in which homeless people bathe in) puked bile.

nausious all morning at work. dizzy, fever, dry mouth.

talking to boss. ran to bathroom, puked bile.

boss scared shitless, i assure him all is well, proceed to eat a handfull of antacids, sip a bottle of water. pretend everything is fine, then everything becomes fine.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

i need a new stomach.