gooch

now that i've got your attention.

i'm not going to waste my time on a flyer for something no one will show up to in time to see us...

we're playing geekfest... er... freakfest tomorrow.

we sold an assload of tickets.

BUT since we're not personal friends with the middle aged men putting this show on, we got a 7pm slot.

7 motherfucking pm!!!!

we're still gonna rock as best we can with such a shit eating time slot, and we're gonna have a merch booth with many a tee shirt und sticker. we'll be running deals where if you buy a shirt and a ticket to the genitorturers show or some wacky shit like that you'll get a boner discount. that's right bitches, ride it.

so yeah, we're opening for the genitorturers monday, tix 12 bux through us, i think $15 thru ticketbastard. and like i said, get an awesome plague fetish shirt or sticker and we'll eat a couple bux off the ticket so you can see us jam out after old people's bedtime.

i'm still gonna fucking have fun at this show, i don't care if no one is going to see us. see if i ever sell tickets for a phantasy show again for a bunch of middle aged men who can't accept that they just aren't cool anymore.

(note: these are just angry assumptions. i don't know the real deal, i'm just mad that the sun will still be up for our black light stage theatrics. maybe 9 o'clock would have been okay, but 7?!?!?!? are any of you actually out of work by then? anyways, come see me, i'll be at the merchbooth in a brand new dress.)

my extentions glow in the motherfucking blacklight. so do my fingernals and eyeshadow. it'll be wikkid cool. maybe i'll get saucy and go downstairs and dance. my lovely lesbian friend krystal will be there. she's so freaking awesome. i adore her.

yeah, so there.

suckin' it till it bleeds

i got wyl teenage mutant ninja turtles 2 even tho he never beat the first one. i contimplated hiding it until he beat the first one, but he doesn't get into video games quite like i do so he'd just forget i got it for him, heh.

i got myself tales of symphonia and the ps2 harvest moon which i'd never seen before until someone traded it in.

next up, mortal kombat deadly alliance, just cuz it's been a while, the game cube harvest moon and whatever else tickles my fancy. i really wish i could find discworld or discworld 2. those are my second and first favourite games, right up there with FF7.

i start my ASM training tuesday. assistant manager. never thought i'd see the day. those sorry bastards. so far my new hires seem to think i'm the coolest out of all the managers, which makes me happy. the more comfortable they are with me, the more they're gonna try to do some fucking work instead of sit there with their thumbs up their asses like doug... and if they do i'll just kick them over to the blockbuster side like i did with that asshead doug. that's right bitches, this is MY HOUSE!!!

ugh. yeah, so work has been going well. i love my kids (customers who come in regularly under the age of 16). i think i'm going to buy jesse either tales of symphonia or star ocean as a late birthday gift. he's my dude. he alphabetized my ps1 shelves because he has OCD and he was bored.

so enough about that. life is good. it seems that things that have been misalighned have kinda jumbled into a comfortable medium where everyone's happy. i like when everyone's happy.

yeha.

oh yeah, hawks, i sent it 2 day air, should be there real soon.