the day after columbine (i was a senior in high school) i was interrupted from a peaceful nap and police escorted out of history class with the only explanation being that i was a threat to the other students. i was directly linked to the trench coat mafia apparently.

then they fed us this bullshit about a website one of the middle school goth kids had that had a profile on the more "interesting" kids at field being a hate site. i happened to be listed on this site.

the ACLU swooped in and got us back into school by pointing out that most of us (there was originally 21 kids suspended) were harmless - good students even! at first the superintendent tried to get us to sign some bogus ass contract that said we wouldn't say words like "death, die, kill, etc." and that we would no longer wear the color black. those of us with dyed hair were to return it to a normal color. yeah, fuck that. that's when we called in the big dogs. 10 of the kids parents forced them to sign it, which left 11 of us expelled till we whooped their asses.

even though i'm not in high school anymore i'd definitely dawn the ridiculous getup just to piss off this lady. then i'd shit in her shoes and push it to the toes so she didn't know till foot deep.

call george bush, i'm a terrorist.


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i honestly don't remember anyone congratulating those psychos in colorado, either. it's funny how twisted the story got. i just found a news article where we supposedly all got arrested that was in the local paper the night it all went down. that's news to me!
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