sprinklethief | dumb fart

so once upon a time there was a little toe headed child. this kid was moved from house to house to apartment to campsite to van to home... (you get the point).

the first place she ever spent more than a month she made a friend. this friend shot snot rockets with her, tortured classmates by swallowing goldfish whole and farting quite apparently. these two were inseparable. wherever you saw one, you'd see the other, skateboards in hand. the names soon became synonymous with each other.

years upon years, these two were inseparable. he had his girlfriends (who were always suspicious of their relationship though that was the furthest things from each other's minds when with each other) and she had her dudes, one of which beat the crap out of her. fond memories of skateboards flying at people's heads dance across that era.

at some point he ate a gummi-saver off of a gym floor to get her to laugh after a brief falling out. he mentioned that it's consistency was that of a regular life saver. ew dude, just ew.

so somewhere along the line this chick got all fucked up and wigged the fuck out. she ran away from pretty much everyone from that era and hid.

years later she returned to her upbringing in search of some meaning in everything (cheesy, i know). somehow... somehow this chick found the loose end she'd dropped years ago and continued to pull forward. life continued, but she never forgot her first real friend...

so one day a chance search of high school alumni popped up some interesting characters. some of which she didn't really care about, some she was curious about... 6 pages later - the final link in the list...

i found him :.) my first friend ever. the person who probably set the course for me not really getting along with most women because i didn't ever really identify with them. my interests were spitting off of overpasses and skateboarding for hours on end. the only person that has known me longer than him is my immediate family.

i can't even tell you how excited this makes me. it's like finding a piece of myself.

heeeee!