my retarded cat just threw up ribbon. RIBBON! how in the world could that have even remotely seemed like a good idea - eating ribbon? hmm, i think i'll munch on this shit that could wrap around my insides and kill me, wooo hooo!!!

in other news, my boobs are now so swollen that they have stretched this bra to it's maximum capacity, and once again i don't want to take it off to change into a d bra because the d will be a little too big and it'll hurt like a MOTHERFUCKER to take the bra off.

i hate this birth control, i hate being perpetually pre-menstrual and i hate being too broke to get the birth control that *doesn't* wreck my body.
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