FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE
1. stripper
2. dominatrix
3. video game store guru (yeah, that's right. guru bitch.)
4. loan officer

FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER
1. american psycho
2. stroszek
3. lolita
4. office space

FOUR PLACES YOU'VE LIVED
1. flushing, NY
2. cleveland, OH
3. pittsburgh, PA
4. NY, NY

FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH
1. house
2. house
3. fullmetal alchemist
4. samurai champloo

FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION
1. hi.... i'm.. in.. delaware....
2. vegas
3. um...
4. uh...

FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY
1. lj
2. google
3.
4.

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS
1. japanese
2. thai
3. indian
4. anything else i can't have because of this goddamn ulcer flair up.

FOUR PLACES YOU'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW
1. sitting on a pile of $100 bills
2. in a bathtub filled with strawberry jello (come on, you know that'd feel cool)
3. making fun of infomercials
4. looking at my framed doctorate degree on my wall

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