sprinklethief: (satan and stuff... yeah)
sprinklethief ([personal profile] sprinklethief) wrote2005-06-20 09:08 pm

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I JUST CLOSED A MOTHERFUCKING LOAN! EAT ME EVERYONE WHO SAID I COULDN'T! EAT ME EVERYONE WHO FUCKED WITH ME FOR WORKING LONG HOURS WITH NO PAY! AS SOON AS I CLOSE THIS NEXT ONE I'LL HAVE MADE MORE IN ONE WEEK THAN YOU DO IN ONE YEAR BITCH (that is if you don't get fired following tradition...)

my life is so much better off without you.

[identity profile] skwyrm.livejournal.com 2005-06-21 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
is this about the poop you made and flushed without saying goodbye first. I know it's difficult sometimes, but you just gotta let go. besides, that poo was a bit nutty, don't ya think?

sorry, that was a little CORNY, but I'm the shit, so it's all good...

[identity profile] paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com 2005-06-21 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
ass.

you are so an ass.

[identity profile] genuinechris.livejournal.com 2005-06-21 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
There you go you mutha fucka.

[identity profile] paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com 2005-06-21 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
::dances a victory cabbage patch::

[identity profile] waffles2poles.livejournal.com 2005-06-21 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Good show, old bean!

[identity profile] paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com 2005-06-21 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
::wabbles like a bean::

[identity profile] limbik.livejournal.com 2005-06-21 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
::burns down the building with loads of cash::

[identity profile] matafleur.livejournal.com 2005-06-21 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
weeeoooeeeeoooeeeoo... oot!

Congratulations!!!

(Anonymous) 2005-06-21 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Punk.

[identity profile] genuinechris.livejournal.com 2005-06-21 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
Now for the recision period. :-). I've never had a recision.

5 conforming loans a month
Average fee 4,000
net to you, 2000 per.
total rake 120,000 per year.

8 conforming loans per month.
average rake 2000=
160,000 per year.

[identity profile] paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com 2005-06-21 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
my next one is a half a million conforming option arm - 2 points out the front, 3 points out the back, heh.

i need more like that! florida RULES!

now to get in cali

[identity profile] genuinechris.livejournal.com 2005-06-21 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Just be careful with the whoppers. Option arm? At WAMU?

[identity profile] paroxysm-cycle.livejournal.com 2005-06-21 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
i don't think we're taking it through wamu... we deal with over 200 lenders so it slips my mind a bunch.

yeah, i'm always afraid the whoppers are gonna fizzle like the last two did :X

[identity profile] nemesisn72.livejournal.com 2005-06-21 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That RULES

:)

[identity profile] transmission00.livejournal.com 2005-06-21 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
can i have 10 bucks? lol